It’s Shark Week!
All week long on the Discovery Channel, see the beasts of the sea that used to keep me up at night as a youngster. I would sheepishly go into my Mom and Dad's room as a kid, fresh off of a heart-pounding and irrational nightmare involving a shark.
My Dad would look at me and say "How far away is the ocean"
Me: "a long way away"
Dad: "Go back to bed and don't come in here again"
I'm parapharsing a bit but that was the gist of it. Good thing this promo wasn't around when I was a kid. I'm 35 and it scares the sh*t out of me. However it is mighty compelling and I will probably give a few shows on the schedule a good looking at this week...and will probably call my parents afterwards.