Interview With A One-Year-Old
Youtube user, MrArturoTrejo, interviews his one year old son, and the interview goes exactly as you expect.
Through the mumbling of a child you learn of turtle abuse and various other events that take place in the life of a kid. They don’t have jobs or any real problems, so use your imagination as to what can happen. I assume lots of pooping and sleeping, which sounds like yesterday evening for me. Creepy.