Indiana Men Have Some of the Smallest Peckers in the Nation
A recent study concludes that while Indiana may be home to some big corn fed sons-a-bitches, most of them are lacking in the meatpacking department.
According to a press release issued by adult mega store Condomania, Hoosier men have some of the smallest peckers in America, ranking somewhere in between Texas (Wait, we thought everything was supposed to be bigger in Texas) and West Virginia at 42nd place.
Don’t laugh Kentucky – the Bluegrass State only ranked 40th, while our long-dong friends in Illinois came in at 25th place.
This latest embarrassing Indiana statistic was compiled using Condomania’s nationwide condom sales data to find out exactly where the largest condoms were being purchased.
Ladies, it may interest you to know that some of the biggest wieners in the United States can be found in North Dakota, as it ranks in at number one in this study, followed by Rhode Island at second and South Dakota at third, respectively.
However, men, do not let these figures shrivel your little Vienna sausages up any more than they already are. That’s because this study is not actually very scientific, as it merely based on condoms purchased on Condomania’s web site.
Interestingly, Georgia is apparently home to a legion of Eunuchs - they did not even make it on the list.
Here is the entire list in order from largest to smallest:
1. North Dakota
2. Rhode Island
3. South Dakota
4. District of Columbia
9. New York
10. South Carolina
14. New Jersey
23. New Mexico
36. New Hampshire
43. West Virginia
46. North Carolina