Indiana Man Dressed as Woman Shows Off Wiener to Passing Traffic

Camp Crystal Lake had Jason Voorhees, while Friday the 13th here in Indiana appears to have spawned a real weirdo - a tattooed cross-dresser who was hell bent on showing off his wiener to passing traffic.

According to reports, the Indianapolis Metropolitan Police arrested 42-year-old James Reid Stills on September 13 for standing near the intersection down the road from his house, showing off his twig and berries to everyone who drove by or passed him on the sidewalk.

Records show that Stills, who often uses the alter ego “Jessica,” is a registered sex offender who was convicted of child molestation in 1999 – serving nearly four years of a seven-year prison sentence.

Authorities say that at the time of his arrest, Stills had tattoos of devil horns on his forehead and a rose with vines on his lower back. And while we are all for expressing yourself with ink, we find it creepy that a convicted child molester with devil horn tattoos is allowed to walk the streets - much less expose himself on it.

Stills was arrested and charged with public indecency, a charge we’re not entirely sure will put him back in the prison system, but something tells us that’s exactly where this guy belongs.