If Your Parents Had Starred In The Movie ‘Taken’
If you haven’t seen the movie ‘Taken’, the basic summary is that Liam Neeson’s character is an ex-CIA agent who has his daughter kidnapped while she is in Paris. So Neeson goes to Europe and shows them what happens when you ‘tick’ off an American. However I have a hard time believing my parents would do the same.
Not only does Neeson cause a kidnapper to get mowed down by a semi-truck, he also jams carpenter nails in to another’s knees and hooks them up to a car battery. For some reason, I just couldn’t see my mother doing that.
So one YouTube user, CaptainHippo, explores what would happen to actual parents in a ‘Taken’ situation. From distractions like meatballs and ‘Home Improvement’, to literally searching for their child on Google.
I’m pretty sure my mom could whoop some kidnappers butt. But until ‘Wheel of Fortune’ is over, I’m going to be stuck in weird sex slave auction. Thanks Pat Sajak.