If the 10 Commandments Were Made Today (video)
"Thou shall not kill" and "Thou shall not steal" are kind of major offenses these days. (And by "kind of" I mean "absolutely punishable in a court of law".) So College Humor decided to update the 10 Commandments for the modern age.
Moses: Commandment Number 3: Thou shalt not spoil major plot points of TV shows and movies!
Guy: What if the show is really old?
Moses: Uhhhhhh, yeah, okay, so, well, God DOES allow for a statute of limitations there. Anything older than 6 months is fine. You know....It's up to THOU to keep thyself up to date!!