Whackers, jackers and popper fetish-fiends, we salute you: You are responsible for racking up 1.2 million years worth of porn views since 2006, according to the latest study by search engine PornWatchers.com.

That's a whole lot of worldwide self-stimulation -- the report claims that video platforms YouPorn.com and xHamster.com have received about 93 billion visitors. This equates to just about every person on Earth getting off at least 15 times this year. We have to admit that we're a little shocked, Mom, but the numbers don't lie.

Of course, this all makes perfect sense when you take into consideration the vast amount of free online spank-material that exists on the world wide web. A reported 22,000 videos are posted between the two sites every month. That’s nearly 735 new videos a day of hot blondes on dirty doctors, sexy latin gang bangs and mustache rides in Birmingham. Sweet Jesus, we're surprised you're not all blind!