Names: Sharon ‘Shar’ and Gary ‘Gar’ Pendergast

Occupations: Shar- Assistant Manager at Pizza Hut Express. Gar- Retired 90′s hair model

Interests: Florida timeshares, nudist conventions, jewelry-making, funny/cute cat videos and RVs (We have four!)

Hobbies: 420, surfing the web together, swinger socials, 420, Avon sales (Gar), and Hentai.

5 Things We Can’t Live Without: Hairspray, communication, 420, a bedazzler and the OPEN ROAD!

Into: Native American folklore role-play, writing X-Files fan fiction.

Not Into: Societal expectations, vegans (We are on a strict Paleo diet, sorry!)

We Spend Most of Our Free Time: Nude.

Interested? Contact us: SharNGar420@prodigy.biz

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