Hey guys. Have you ever had the fantasy that, one day, you'd be having sex in a tree? This dude had sex in a tree and suffered the consequences by falling out and snapping his dick. Ouch.

Erick and Salina go over the tale of how they climbed up a tree to have sex in an episode of 'Sex Sent Me to the E.R.' It's unknown whether or not they were spurred on by someone singing, "Erica and Salina, sitting in a tree F-U-" and so on, but regardless, they ended up in a tree doing the nasty. Not a bad spot for a third date, we suppose, but we could probably find better venues, preferably with a mattress.

While up in the tree, the pair of lovers felt some movement. Sure enough, it was the branch giving way and cracking in half. Erick was sent sprawling towards the ground. After Erick's tumble, Salina looked down and noticed that Erick's midsection was covered in blood. As if that weren't horrifying enough, it turns out that he had broken his dick and had to be sent to the ER.

Have you finished cringing and grasping yourself? Good. Watch the clip of the hilariously cheesy re-enactment and treat this story as a cautionary tale. Sure, it might be cool to do it in an exotic place, but at least make sure it's a location that won't cause you to end up with a broken dick and a trip to the E.R.