Contact Us

Hospital Nightmare: Man Breaks His Penis While Trying to Have Sex in a Tree

Hey guys. Have you ever had the fantasy that, one day, you’d be having sex in a tree? This dude had sex in a tree and suffered the consequences by falling out and snapping his dick. Ouch.

Erick and Salina go over the tale of how they climbed up a tree to have sex in an episode of ‘Sex Sent Me to the E.R.’ It’s unknown whether or not they were spurred on by someone singing, “Erica and Salina, sitting in a tree F-U-” and so on, but regardless, they ended up in a tree doing the nasty. Not a bad spot for a third date, we suppose, but we could probably find better venues, preferably with a mattress.

While up in the tree, the pair of lovers felt some movement. Sure enough, it was the branch giving way and cracking in half. Erick was sent sprawling towards the ground. After Erick’s tumble, Salina looked down and noticed that Erick’s midsection was covered in blood. As if that weren’t horrifying enough, it turns out that he had broken his dick and had to be sent to the ER.

Have you finished cringing and grasping yourself? Good. Watch the clip of the hilariously cheesy re-enactment and treat this story as a cautionary tale. Sure, it might be cool to do it in an exotic place, but at least make sure it’s a location that won’t cause you to end up with a broken dick and a trip to the E.R.

NEXT: THREE-HOUR ORGASM RE-ENACTMENT FROM TLC'S 'SEX SENT ME TO THE ER'

More from GBF

Best of the Web

Leave a Comment

It appears that you already have an account created within our VIP network of sites on . To keep your points and personal information safe, we need to verify that it's really you. To activate your account, please confirm your password. When you have confirmed your password, you will be able to log in through Facebook on both sites.

Forgot your password?

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

It appears that you already have an account on this site associated with . To connect your existing account with your Facebook account, just click on the account activation button below. You will maintain your existing profile and VIP program points. After you do this, you will be able to always log in to http://103gbfrocks.com using your Facebook account.

*Please note that your points, prizes and activities will not be shared between programs within our VIP network.

Please fill out the information below to help us provide you a better experience.

Register on 103GBF THE RIVER CITY ROCKER quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!

Not a Member? Sign Up Here.

Sign up for an account to comment, share your thoughts, and earn points to get great prizes.

Register on 103GBF THE RIVER CITY ROCKER quickly by logging in with your Facebook account. It's just as secure, and no password to remember!