Happy Effing Valentine’s Day – It’s Over! [Video]
Happy Valentine’s Day, I guess. Today is a day for lovers…for husbands to scramble for a last-minute gift…for wives to try and act not pissed at the aforementioned husband…for school kids to exchange cards and candy (and hopefully nothing else). But what about those who don’t have that special someone? What do they do on V-Day?
If you’re someone who has been dumped and is all alone this Valentine’s Day, I say be glad. Absolutely be glad. Look at it this way…you have saved money by not buying a gift, you don’t have to worry about pleasing anyone with that gift, and you can do whatever the hell you want to today. Go home, order a pizza, get butt-naked, put that entire pizza on your hairy stomach, take your time and eat that sumbitch all night. And most of all, enjoy your “you time”. I’m just saying…that’s what I would do.
Since we have been and will continue to be inundated with images and messages of love, I thought I would share the other side of the relationship coin…the break-up. Below is a collection of break-up scenes from films over the years.