The book "Go the F**k to Sleep" by Adam Mansbach is a bedtime story for frustrated parents who just want their kid to "go the f**k to sleep!"

Published in 2011, this hilarious book portrays what we are all really thinking when we send our kids to bed at night.

"The eagles who soar throught the sky are at rest
And the creatures who crawl, run and creep.
I know you're not thirsty. That's bulls**t. Stop lying.
Lie the f**k down, my darling, and sleep."

The only thing that could make this book better would be if it were narrated by Samuel L. Jackson. Oh wait. IT WAS.

You can find "Go the F**k to Sleep" on Amazon.com or at Barnes & Noble in the 'humor' section. I think it makes a great gift for any new mom or dad this holiday season.