Fourth of July at the Playboy Mansion
I'm not sure what your weekend plans entail but it's pretty safe to say that you won't be spending it with a bevy of Playboy bunnies. Life is truly unfair. However...
through the power of modern technology (interwebz!) we can get a glimpse of how .00001% of the population lives. Let us now live vicariously through Hef's wrinkled but historic man parts.
This guy truly hit the lottery of life.