First there was the Snuggie. Then the Snuggie animal print. Then the Snuggie FOR animals. I thought that Snuggie would stop after that but NO, they had to go and make these god awful adult onesie footy pajamas. (I'm not joking. They're REAL.) Thankfully, Jacksfilms has dubbed over the commercial with my exact thoughts on these "failure pants."

"From the makers of the WTF Blanket comes a product that proves God has stopped caring."
"Cover up that sexy appeal Nancy because you will never EVER need it."
"This shot explains why the whole world hates us. ...Goddamn it, America."