Polaw Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Polaw Suicide. She’s a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from Chile. That’s the country in South America, son, not the stuff Wendy’s makes out of day-old hamburgers.
Meet Polaw Suicide. She’s a 19-year-old SuicideGirl from Chile. That’s the country in South America, son, not the stuff Wendy’s makes out of day-old hamburgers.
Today’s SuicideGirl is Iluvenis, a 23-year-old who likes watching girls get naked, loves nerdy TV shows like ‘The Big Bang Theory’ and playing zombie-fied videogames like ‘Resident Evil.’ We have a lot in common with Iluvenis, and we’d love to spend more time with her. How ’bout you?
We featured Kentessa back in early March — now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following class.
Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank call (NSFW). What if they squared off?
Meet Vana — a 23-year-old Canadian artist who’d rather go naked than wear fur, and is into teasing. Okay. Nice cape, Vana! You owe us a shower curtain!
Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, “Forever MORE!”
Meet GoGo — a mega-huge ‘Game of Thrones’ fan who we’ve featured in November 2011, February and May. She’s also into ‘Carnivale’ and ‘Deadwood,’ and has a weakness for milk and cookies. For some reason, we’re envisioning a Santa Claus role-playing fantasy, but in a castle. We know, we have issues.
Meet Arroia – a 28-year-old “educator of all sorts” originally from Croatia now living in South Africa. She loves to read, play video games, and work on the butt imprint on her couch. That’s one hot couch potato.
Meet Luiza – a 25-year-old Brazilian SuicideGirl who’s into wet, delicious, beautiful sex and ‘Man vs. Food.’ The two are more closely related than you’d think. That Adam Richman – whew! Ha cha cha cha!
Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.
Meet Eliona — a 21-year-old student who’s into playing with her piercings, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill. Ya know, the stereotypical valley girl.
Meet Severen Suicide. She’s a 23-year-old Suicide Girl from California who works for LEGO. Yes, LEGO, meaning she probably spends all day around impressive erections. …What? We mean those elaborate structure you can make with