Humor

It's a lesson he won't forget -- that is, if he can remember it ever happening.

Story Time: I have a stack of post-it notes next to my bed. I keep them there because my brain goes crazy at night and I come up with weird ideas. SO, as to not lose these thoughts and ideas, I write them down on post-it notes so I won't forget them in the morning. Unfortunately, sometimes this backfires on me.

I don't know if this was planned in advance, or if it just happened. Either way, Rat Pinball/Rat Hockey is now a thing...

I decided to have another go at answering dumb people's questions on the internet.

I mean, what else are so supposed to do when your washing machine lays down a sick beat like that?

Have you ever seen a gay man get blitzed on wine and then go off on Valentine's Day? Because if you haven't you're seriously missing out. Also, I think I just found my sassy gay soulmate.

My roommate and I have an odd arrangement: She doesn't pay rent. Or any of the bills. In fact, I pay for practically everything. But I can't find it in myself to kick her out.

Sure, boobs are fun to look at and play with...but have you ever tried living with them? They are a real pain in the neck.

Have you ever had one of your sports games delayed due to inclement weather? Have you ever had your game delayed because a HUGE SWARM OF BEES INFILTRATED THE FIELD?? Yeah, the South Africa vs Sri Lanka cricket match in Johannesburg, South Africa got a little crazy the other day...

If his play is as phenomenal as his name, then this guy is headed to the hall of fame.

The 29 year-old kicker for the Indianapolis Colts announced last night that he is retiring from the NFL, after 8 season, to focus on his dream...being a comedian.

I loved Harland Sanders, the original Colonel and founder of Kentucky Fried Chicken. He reminded me of a gentle old man who just loved to cook chicken and make people happy. Now although I think KFC's ongoing campaign of bringing in different actors/comedians to portray the restaurant legend is nice, it's gotten weird, again. WATCH!