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The First Full 'Anchorman 2′ Trailer is Here…and It's Ron-Tastic!

Bobby G. — Wed, 19 Jun 2013 15:00:16 +0000

Ron Burgundy and his news team have left the 70′s behind and are ready for whatever adventure(s) the 80′s have to offer. Here is small glimpse of what to expect from Ron, Brian, Champ and Brick in Anchor Man 2: The Legend Continues. This is the first chance to see what the film actually looks [...]

10 Terrible Father's Day Gifts

Emerald Catron — Sun, 16 Jun 2013 11:00:38 +0000

We're not here to tell you how to run your life. We're mostly just here to provide you with cute pictures of kittens and GIFs you might like. But, if we could make a suggestion, don't get your dad any of these things for Father's Day.

11 Categories Tim Tebow Will Lead the New England Patriots in Next Season

Drew Weisholtz — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 20:00:59 +0000

The New England Patriots raised eyebrows when they signed Tim Tebow after he was cast aside by the archrival New York Jets. With living legend Tom Brady entrenched at quarterback, it remains to be seen just how the former Heisman Trophy winner will fit into Emperor Belichick’s plans. While it may seem unlikely that Tebow [...]

It's the Dad's Life! [Father's Day Anthem]

chynna — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 19:51:58 +0000

Father’s Day is the 16th. How are you going to tell your dad that you truly appreciate all he does for you? Might I suggest this classy e-card with real dad’s rapping about real dad things like grilling, mowing, and sacrificing your Man Cave for the greater good… “1080p, 16 by 9 I’m rocking Man [...]

19 Ridiculous Things Your Parents Have Probably Said About Computers

Drew Weisholtz — Sat, 15 Jun 2013 17:00:49 +0000

Kids don’t always say the darnedest things. For the older generation that grew up with relics called record players and still think VCRs are the best way to watch movies, today’s computers are to be feared, much like the prospect of another Paris Hilton album. Maybe that’s why they come out with some rather hard-to-believe [...]

How to Cope with 'Game of Thrones' Withdrawal

Emerald Catron — Tue, 11 Jun 2013 20:00:20 +0000

We know -- we know. Last night was the season finale of 'Game of Thrones,' which means there's almost 10 months until you get a new episode. If this fills you with as much despair as it does us, it's going to be okay. Here are some things you can do to deal with the coming Wint

Can't Afford Google Glass? Maybe You Should Consider GooOgle Glasses

Jackie Mancini — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 13:00:58 +0000

Sure, it would be awesome to own a pair of Google Glass, but like our moms said on Christmas morning ’91 when there was no SNES under the tree, “Blah blah blah what am I made of money blah blah blah?” This guy has the right idea buy selling knockoff GooOgle Glasses. We’re not sure [...]

Well Played Saladworks Twitter Account, Well Played

Chris Illuminati — Mon, 10 Jun 2013 02:00:23 +0000

[button href="http://guyspeed.com/batman-mustache/" title="NEXT: World's Coolest or Creepiest Tattoo?" align="center"] Source: Well Played Saladworks Twitter Account, Well Played

11 Painful Sunburns We Never Want to Experience

Cameron Simcik — Sun, 09 Jun 2013 20:00:16 +0000

Recently we've been discussing the best things about summer, like Slip N' Slides and lemonade. OH yes. But with the good obviously comes the bad, and in this case, the really bad. Brace yourself folks, because we've scoped out some pretty awful sunburn fails we never want to experience. Oof.

Prancercise Is the Latest Horse-Inspired Workout Trend for Maniacs

Emerald Catron — Fri, 31 May 2013 14:19:06 +0000

If you’re looking to publicly humiliate yourself while also getting some cardio, you need to see this video. Prancercise is the exercise for you. Inspired by a horse’s gait, you basically just strap on ankle weights and gallop around while flailing your arms around. Unless your doing the “prancer box,” in which case you strap [...]

The 9 Best Job Applications Ever

Cameron Simcik — Wed, 29 May 2013 14:06:19 +0000

It's no secret getting a job these days is pretty tough. So that's why it's more important than ever to stand out from the rest of your peers, and we're not just talking clever resumes. See, going the creative route on actual job applications is another solid way to guarantee you'll get noticed, whether it be going overly positive or just plain hilarious (we prefer the latter).

Juggalo Dating 101 — The Insane Clown Posse's Unauthorized Guide to Online Dating

Jackie Mancini — Mon, 27 May 2013 20:00:26 +0000

“Don’t worry sugartush, there is someone for everyone.” — Excerpt from an email our mom sent us today. If you’ve somehow missed this until now, a Juggalo (or Juggalette) is the name used by fans of the Insane Clown Posse. They paint their faces, wear mall-metal uniforms, and are, for all intents and purposes, “Down [...]

Hungry Delivery Man Caught Eating Customer's Pizza

Drew Weisholtz — Mon, 27 May 2013 11:05:53 +0000

You may want to think twice the next time you order a pizza. In this clip, a pizza delivery man in Russia is caught on camera helping himself to some of the food he’s about to bring to a presumably hungry customer. And we can all imagine just how mouth-watering pizza in Russia is, so [...]

Lesbians Explaining Why Girl-On-Girl Adult Films are Incredibly Unrealistic is Both Hilarious & Informative

BJ Ragone — Sat, 25 May 2013 18:00:48 +0000

“Mistake #1 when making lesbian films: don’t use straight girls with fake nails.” We feel confident in saying that, no matter who you are, there is a good chance that you have seen a naughty video in your life. So what about the ‘lesbian’ stuff that’s out there? What do real lesbians think about it? [...]

Funny Video Proves Siri Is a Real Jerk

Emerald Catron — Sat, 25 May 2013 11:00:14 +0000

Yet another reason we are more than happy to just google something — Siri is a real jerk. This compilation of Vine videos from artist Ridd Sorensen might be a slight exaggeration, but we think he’s got the gist of it right. There’s something so condescending about her robot voice. Even when we don’t ask [...]

Jim Carrey GIFs For Every Situation

Emerald Catron — Sat, 25 May 2013 05:06:35 +0000

Good old Jim Carrey. Always there for you when you need an over-the-top reaction GIF. Don’t believe us? See what we mean. When your nemesis gets a promotion When you pull off a great prank When the guilt becomes too much How it really feels watching a little kid try to read When you go [...]

10 BBQ Fails to Avoid on Memorial Day

Cameron Simcik — Fri, 24 May 2013 18:14:52 +0000

Got any Memorial Day plans? Maybe you’re heading to a parade and dressing up in those American flag shorts (guilty). Or perhaps heading to the public pool to kick off swimming season is more your style. Whatever you do, there’s one Memorial Day staple that all Americans must experience on Monday— the BBQ. While barbecuing [...]

13 Everyday Objects That Look Like Other Things

Emerald Catron — Thu, 23 May 2013 19:00:13 +0000

You see it too, right? The awesome Terminator face on that…grill? To us it is now and will forever be Snow Terminator. Same goes for all of these other objects that have taken on personalities of their own. They can never go back. They have been permanently anthropomorphized. It’s adorable. Twins! Sulking mop Happy Biscuit [...]

'Epic Rap Battles of History' Goes Live For Comedy Week

Kyle Dowling — Thu, 23 May 2013 12:00:02 +0000

A while back we gave you the 'Epic Rap Battle' between classical composer Mozart and modern day electronic musician Skrillex. Well, thanks to YouTube's Comedy Week, you can check out the battle LIVE!

Charmin Sponsors Hilarious 'Stop Skidmarks' Billboard At NASCAR Race

Joe Student — Tue, 21 May 2013 01:00:04 +0000

Product placement and sponsorship can be a precarious situation. Companies who spend millions of dollars on a branding campaign can wind up coming across as too pushy or stiff to relate to consumers. Sometimes, however, a corporate branding campaign loosens its grip and the result is a memorable ad from a brand that doesn’t take [...]