Have you ever seen a gay man get blitzed on wine and then go off on Valentine's Day? Because if you haven't you're seriously missing out.
Also, I think I just found my sassy gay soulmate.
My roommate and I have an odd arrangement: She doesn't pay rent. Or any of the bills. In fact, I pay for practically everything. But I can't find it in myself to kick her out.
Have you ever had one of your sports games delayed due to inclement weather? Have you ever had your game delayed because a HUGE SWARM OF BEES INFILTRATED THE FIELD??
Yeah, the South Africa vs Sri Lanka cricket match in Johannesburg, South Africa got a little crazy the other day...
The 29 year-old kicker for the Indianapolis Colts announced last night that he is retiring from the NFL, after 8 season, to focus on his dream...being a comedian.
Dearest Jermaine...
I don't know who you are...but you have apparently given all of your friends my number saying that it is yours.
Either they all wrote it down wrong, or you messed up.