Craigslist is the place to find damn near anything.  I myself have purchased a refrigerator off that website.  Craigslist also has an adult category where you can find a date, a hookup and other more deviant services...like spankings.  I've never felt the need to be spanked, but apparently some do, and apparently for those in the Louisville area there's a category on Craigslist for that as well.  Here's an ad we stumbled across.  It made me laugh.

Funny?  Yes!  Bizarre?  Definitely!  Now I have been enlightened that spanking is therapeutic...enhanced greatly if you're getting paddled with a wooden spoon.  I wonder if You have to bring your own?  If ya think I made this up...then click here and make your appointment.