Patrick Bateman
Katherine Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Katherine – a 19-year-old from the UK whose milkshake literally brings all the boys to the yard. She admits that she’s too vain, spends too much money, and eats too much junk but honestly, whatever she’s doing is working. She also can’t live without her boobs – now we can’t either.
Zina Figgiani — Babe of the Day
Zina (not to be confused with the Warrior Princess or Zima – the short-lived carbonated alcoholic beverage that most likely inspired Mike’s Hard Lemonade) was born in Brooklyn, and currently resides in the original Spring Break capital – Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Tangerine – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Tangerine – a 22 year old Argentinian who’s into classic rock and the Quentin Tarantino campy horror flick ‘Death Proof’. We’ve always wanted to be Stuntman Mike… minus the whole murdering hot chicks part.
Riae Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Riae – a 27-year-old SuicideGirl from Italy who’s into Hentai and loves all things Super Mario – Super Mario World, Mario Kart, Yoshi Island, Super Mario Galaxy, and Mario Party 8. We have our Toadstool costume around here somewhere.
Ana Braga — Babe of the Day
Ana’s a “Brazilian Barbie” born in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil and currently living in Las Vegas, NV.
Bessy Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Bessy – a 21-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into IT (information technology, not the Stephen King monster, although, she’s probably into that, too).
Erin English — Babe of the Day
Erin’s a 25-year-old model, actress, and dancer from Toronto, Canada who loves interior decorating, shopping, eating, traveling, swimming, horseback riding, the beach and animals.
GoGo Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet GoGo – a self proclaimed internet geek who, despite her name, doesn’t dance in a cage or on a pole. She’s really into fur and hair, which is perfect because we’ve completely slacked on our manscaping.
Amber Liana — Babe of the Day
Amber is a model from the Tulsa / Owasso, Oklahoma area who just got started posing for pictures last year.
Kathy Perez – Babe of the Day
Kathy’s a 25-year-old model from Miami who’s competed in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest and has been featured on Mixed-Mag and DynastySeries.com.
Dice – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Dice – a 23-year-old stoner who owns a massively expansive DVD collection and is into motorcycles, booty, playing the drums, and dead stuff – specifically zombies. She’s love us on Monday mornings – we’re the real life Walking Dead. She also has the perfect comeback for crappy pick up lines, “No Dice.”
Chelsea Grimland – Babe of the Day
Chelsea’s a 25-year-old model who was raised in Elko, Nevada then moved to Phoenix after high school.