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100 Most Mind-Numbingly Hot Women of 2012
Hot women of 2012 assemble! We’re at the midway point of 2012, which means everyone feels compelled to take a look back at the first half of the year before turning a keen eye to the months ahead. For us, that means reviewing the millions of maidens, misses, minxes, Mrs. and other hot women wh…
Lisa Opie — Babe of the Day
Lisa’s a 21-year-old model living in Miami, FL who’s Miss North Dakota United States 2012.
Luiza Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Luiza – a 25-year-old Brazilian SuicideGirl who’s into wet, delicious, beautiful sex and ‘Man vs. Food.’ The two are more closely related than you’d think. That Adam Richman – whew! Ha cha cha cha!
Ashton Taylor — Babe of the Day
Ashton’s a 29 year old model who’s a World Bodybuilding and Fitness Federation Diva that was named Miss MySpace USA in June 2008 and October 2009.
Felina Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Felina — a SuicideGirl who’s into coffee, drawing, photography, and listening to The Doors, Johnny Cash, and Queens of the Stone Age. Is it too much to state Felina’s the Queen of the Bone Age? Yeah. Too much.
Yelinice Lopez — Babe of the Day
Yelinice is a 19-year-old model originally from Arecibo, Puerto Rico who now lives in Raleigh, North Carolina via the Savannah, Georgia area.
Eliona — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Eliona — a 21-year-old student who’s into playing with her piercings, Resident Evil, and Silent Hill. Ya know, the stereotypical valley girl.
Brigitte Cadriel — Babe of the Day
Brigitte’s a 24-year-old model of Spanish, French, Mexican and Black descent from Scottsdale, Arizona that comes to us via The Babe Spot.
Ayleen Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ayleen — a Chilean SuicideGirl who loves all things chocolate.
Cane & Asio Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirls
Remember these inked up buttercups? We featured Cane back in January and her snuggle buddy Asio ten days later. Well, they’re back and they’d like to show you how much they appreciate each other’s company.
Mindy Robinson — Babe of the Day
Mindy’s a 32-year-old model, actress, dancer and comedian who has appeared in numerous music videos like LMFAO’s ‘I’m Sexy and I Know It’ and TV shows like ‘Take Me Out’, ‘Excused’, ‘Who Wants to Date a Comedian?’, ‘Millionaire …
Joker Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Joker — Batman’s greatest nemesis. Actually, no this Joker is still alive and kickin’. The 19-year-old from Portugal is into Pink Floyd, ‘Donnie Darko’, and Harry Potter. Just take it easy on her beaver, she’s against animal cruelty.