Patrick Bateman
Lottey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lottey — a 25-year-old British model and designer who’s into intelligence and redheads with pale skin, freckles, and beards. Somebody get Louis CK on the horn.
Stephanie Pietz — Babe of the Day
Stephanie’s a 25-year-old model and moto-cross rider from Mesa, Arizona who comes to us via The Babe Spot.
Ingenting Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ingenting — a 22-year-old Swedish college student who is turned on by guys who can cook. Does meth count? Paging Jesse Pinkman!
Sizzling Hot Girls Wrestle at the 2012 Bacon Cup
Portlandia has endeared the nation, nay, the world to the weird charm of Stumptown aka Rose City. Many might not know the area is actually a strip club haven – with exotic dancers that are more akin to SuicideGirls than Hooters waitresses. If you need further reason why Portland should be your next travel destination – we present Portland’s 2nd annual Bacon Cup, which combined man’s favorite food
Spicy Reaction GIFs to the World’s Hottest Vodka
We’ve seen a lot of vodkas come down the pike lately that appeal to foodies of all varieties – ranging from the sweet to the salty (sometimes both), from the crazy to the disgusting. But, if you’re looking to relive those childhood memories of suffering through sucking a Fireball or Mega Warhead, we suggest the Naga Chilli Vodka, which has been called the World’s Hottest Vodka.
Crystal Bailey — Babe of the Day
Crystal’s a 25-year-old model from Waynesboro, Georgia who’s in the running for Bikini-USA’s Ms. July 2012 contest.
Heather Vaughn Morris — Babe of the Day
Heather’s a 24-year-old model from Charlotte, North Carolina who competed in the 2011 Hooters International Swimsuit Pageant.
Shantal Monique — Babe of the Day
Shantal is a 23-year-old model and full-time student who comes to us via The Babe Spot. She was born in Seattle and now lives in Tempe, Arizona. She plans to major in biology at Arizona State University, but also has aspirations of attending graduate school and becoming an actress.
Kentessa — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Kentessa back in early March — now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following class.
Jordan Nolan — Babe of the Day
Jordan is a 22-year-old model and Hooters Girl who was born and raised ‘a Georgia peach,’ but currently lives in Sin City.
Lawita Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank call (NSFW). What if they squared off?
Karolina Wozniak — Babe of the Day
Karolina’s a 22-year-old model originally from Warsaw, Poland now living in Miami.