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This Weekend in Sports: Australian Open Finals, UFC on Fox and the Pro Bowl
The first Grand Slam event of 2013, prime-time UFC fights and the NFL's best players highlight the upcoming sports calendar. Here's what to watch this weekend:
White House Petitioned To Make Day After Super Bowl A National Holiday
The red-blooded Americans of 4for4.com Fantasy Football are true public servants. These dedicated football junkies hope fellow U.S. citizens will rally behind them and sign a petition at WhiteHouse.gov asking the Obama Administration to declare the Monday following Super Bowl Sunday a national holiday.
Lance Armstrong’s Books Labeled Fiction In Library Sign Prank
How bad are things for Lance Armstrong, the disgraced former cyclist who last week admitted to using banned substances while winning seven Tour de France titles? Library geeks are making fun of him.
Tom Brady Can Watch the Super Bowl In His New $20 Million House
The New England Patriots lose, but Tom Brady always wins.
Marie-Claude Bourbonnais — Babe of the Day
Marie-Claude Bourbonnais is a 33-year-old model and designer from Quebec, Canada.
NFL Playoffs — Divisional Recap: Falcons Beat Seahawks on Late FG; Patriots Down Texans
The Atlanta Falcons nearly suffered an epic collapse before rallying, and the New England Patriots continued their dominance. Here's a recap of Sunday's NFL playoff games:
Janna Bingham — Babe of the Day
Janna Bingham is a 24-year-old model who lives in Destin, Fla. Janna has been a model for several years, but she left the profession to join the U.S. Air Force before returning to runways and photo shoots.
Peru Goalie Makes Incredible Double-Save
Uruguay's Gonzalo Bueno should have scored a clinching goal against Peru last week in a game between the nations' Under-20 teams. Bueno DIDN'T score, because Peruvian goalkeeper Angelo Campos may be the fastest man in South America.
Bailey Harrah — Babe of the Day
Bailey Harrah is a 29-year-old model who lives in Scottsdale, Ariz. Bailey has modeled for Maxim.com and Victoria's Secret.
Women’s Football League Drops Lingerie For Legends
In general, the words lingerie and football have about as much in common as the words meth addict and day care. Maybe that's why the all-female Lingerie Football League just changed their brand name to the Legends Football League. You will be relieved to know that they didn't change their uniforms very much, and they're still awesome.
NFL Playoffs — Divisional Round Preview
The divisional round of the NFL playoffs occurs this Saturday and Sunday, with the winners advancing to next weekend's championship games. Here's a preview of this weekend's games:
NFL Playoffs — Wild Card Recap: Seahawks, Ravens Advance With Wild Card Round Victories
The Seattle Seahawks and Baltimore Ravens each won in the Wild Card round of the NFL playoffs on Sunday. Here's a recap of each game: