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Carly Baker — Celeb Crush
New UFC Octagon Girl Carly Baker made her debut this weekend at UFC on FUEL TV 7. Any woman who can walk into one of the world's fastest growing sports and distract everyone's attention by simply holding a ring card is most certainly worthy of being our celebrity crush...
Sleeping Man Wakes Up With Bottle Rocket In Crotch
Good friends will do anything for you. Unfortunately, they'll also do anything to you, as the guy who is sleeping in this video finds out.
Dude is just sleeping peacefully until his 'good friend' finds him. Mr. Friend then seizes the bottle rocket next to the crotch of our hero and lights it...
Aneta Kowal — Babe of the Day
Aneta Kowal is a 21-year-old model who lives in Detroit. She's one of the city's most renowned models (and she doesn't even have four wheels — Detroit! Car jokes!). She was named 2012 Miss Michigan Hooters.
Aneta is a hard-working model willing to fly anywhere for a shoot...
The New Golden State Warriors Jerseys Have Sleeves — For Some Reason
Sitting comfortably in second place in the Pacific Division, the Golden State Warriors have looked pretty good this season. That is about to change.
Is the NFL Considering Widening the Playing Field?
A former member of the NFL's competition committee thinks the league should consider increasing the width of its football fields to help improve safety. Former Indianapolis Colts' vice-chairman Bill Polian said Sunday that he believes there would be fewer severe collisions if the NFL chose to increase field width from the current 160 feet to the 195 feet used in the Canadian Football League.
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High School Girl Makes One-Bounce Full Court Shot and You Can Barely Make a Free Throw
A Colorado high school basketball player did something in a game last week that NBA players like Kobe Bryant, LeBron James and Kevin Durant don't even attempt. We'll give you details, but you should watch the video first:
That's Lewis-Palmer High School basketball player Anna Olson of Monument, Colo...
This Weekend in Sports: Heat vs. Clippers and Indiana vs. Ohio St.
Interesting NBA games and college basketball clashes highlight the first weekend without football since late August. Here's what to watch this weekend:
Report: Muhammad Ali is Gravely Ill [UPDATED]
Boxing legend Muhammad Ali is 'very sick,' and his family fears 'The Greatest' may soon 'pass away,' says Ali's brother Rahman Ali. Rahman told a newspaper that the former heavyweight champion is gravely ill and can no longer speak.
Super Bowl XLVII Recap — Baltimore Ravens Hold Off San Francisco 49ers, 34-31
Joe Flacco threw three touchdown passes, and the Baltimore Ravens withstood a stadium power outage and a furious 49ers' rally to beat San Francisco, 34-31, at Super Bowl XLVII in New Orleans on Sunday night.
European Woman Will Be First Adult Film Star In Space
Adult film star Coco Brown has a wild fantasy; a private Dutch company is making it a reality. Brown, 32, who has been in several adult movies with silly titles, will become the first adult film star in space in the spring of 2014 (unless there's a Super 8 of Buzz Aldrin out there that we don't know about)...
Will the Yankees Void Alex Rodriguez’s Contract Over Alleged PED Use?
A report late Tuesday said the New York Yankees were investigating ways to potentially void the contract of third baseman Alex Rodriguez if he were to be suspended by Major League Baseball for his alleged involvement with a Miami clinic that dispensed performance-enhancing drugs (PEDs).
Nikita Penalosa — Babe of the Day
Nikita Penalosa is a 20-year-old model from Santa Clarita, Calif. Penalosa is a social media-savvy glamor model. She maintains profiles on Twitter, Facebook and YouTube. She updates practically ever facet of her life, from text to pictures to video blogs and sends the info directly to her followers, or, as authorities might call them, stalkers...