Unabashed lover of large breasts, pornography, foul mouths, and loud music. Childhood diagnosis of Oppositional Defiant Disorder is possibly related to current position as Associate Editor and only female employee at GuySpeed.
Jackie Mancini
How to Boost Your Wifi Signal Without Spending a Dime
If you're like us, you're home for the holidays. If your parents are like our parents, they have an vintage router from 1996, and Netflix spends more time buffering than actually delivering. If ancient technology is getting in the way of your only source of Christmas Eve entertainment, we've got your solution.
Alia Shawkat — Celeb Crush
Here's our number, call us...Maeby?
Santa Teaches Us That Being on the Naughty List is Kinda Nice
In other (fictional) news today, the real Santa Claus got a lap dance last week at Rick's Cabaret in Manhattan, and we were on the scene to capture the exciting night of Holiday cheer.
Vicky Pattinson — Celeb Crush
Now, let's put this out there right away: this UK lass is kind of out of her mind. However, she's also really entertaining.
Useless and Biased Study Proves Nothing About Sex on the First Date [OPINION]
A new "science" study claims that sex on the first date may harm relationships, but when we asked it to elaborate, it backed away slowly while we stared at it. It was weird.
Leslie Feist — Celeb Crush
We can't get enough of this 36-year-old rocker's talent, not to mention how stunning she is.
Put Down the Axe — Good Advice For Murderers and Body Spray Lovers Alike
Please, stop using Axe Body Spray. You're ruining everything.
Sex House — A Reality TV Show We Wish Was Real
If there's one thing in this crazy world we can count on, it's that The Onion will always be hilarious.
Serbian Village Issues Real Public Health Warning About Imaginary Loose Vampire
Guess this means 'True Blood' has finally made it to syndicated Serbian television.
The Ladies of ‘Desert Sharks’ — Crush of the Day
Remember, you heard it here first: These ladies are about to be huge.
Go Here: Tugboat Graveyard in Staten Island
I try to avoid Staten Island as much as possible, on account of all of the garbage dumps and mob wives and pebble lawns. There is one place I'll always go, though: The Tugboat Graveyard.
Tommy Feathers — Hot Mess of the Day
Location: Home alone.