Everything that Rocks the River City
Bethany Moore — Babe of the Day
Warning: This post is guaranteed to leave you wanting Moore.
Tess Alexander — Babe of the Day
It's appropriate that she's from down under, because her pics make us have strange feelings "down under," if you catch our drift. *winks obnoxiously
Caitlyn Paterson — Babe of the Day
We'll never get enough of the Beautiful Australian Bikini Model genre. They are to Instagram what Marvel movies are to theaters.
Police End Interrogation Because Suspect Farted Too Much
Perhaps he should try the "whoever smelt it dealt it" defense.
Viv Li — Babe of the Day
We've never been able to describe this level of unbelievable hotness in just two syllables prior to this very moment.
Joy Corrigan — Babe of the Day
Man, do we want to make a stupid "Joy" pun right now, but we won't. That would be beneath us, and you.
Denise Schaefer — Babe of the Day
She's really good at not wearing a bra, which is a skill we appreciate.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Luiza Freyesleben — Babe of the Day
It's pretty fitting that the word "yes" appears in the middle of her last name. We're guessing she hears that word a lot, and not due to people pronouncing her last name.
Lauren Loretta — Babe of the Day
She's got two first name and two first class... well, you can see for yourself.
Jena Frumes — Babe of the Day
This babe is so sexy it almost seems unfair to everyone else. She's on, like, a level of sexy unattainable by most mortals. Luckily, it would appear she doesn't mind sharing said sexiness.
Shané Van Der Westhuizen — Babe of the Day
Her last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.