Everything that Rocks the River City
Viv Li — Babe of the Day
We've never been able to describe this level of unbelievable hotness in just two syllables prior to this very moment.
Joy Corrigan — Babe of the Day
Man, do we want to make a stupid "Joy" pun right now, but we won't. That would be beneath us, and you.
Denise Schaefer — Babe of the Day
She's really good at not wearing a bra, which is a skill we appreciate.
Dunkin’ Donuts Worker Arrested for Selling Drugs on the Job
America runs (from crime) on Dunkin'.
Luiza Freyesleben — Babe of the Day
It's pretty fitting that the word "yes" appears in the middle of her last name. We're guessing she hears that word a lot, and not due to people pronouncing her last name.
Lauren Loretta — Babe of the Day
She's got two first name and two first class... well, you can see for yourself.
Jena Frumes — Babe of the Day
This babe is so sexy it almost seems unfair to everyone else. She's on, like, a level of sexy unattainable by most mortals. Luckily, it would appear she doesn't mind sharing said sexiness.
Shané Van Der Westhuizen — Babe of the Day
Her last name is long, but not as long as the list of gross stuff we'd do to get with a babe of this caliber.
Jessica Ashley — Babe of the Day
Over a million people on Instagram see this beautiful babe on the reg. Trust us when we say that you want to be one of those people.
Pennywise Photobombing Engagement Photos Is All You Need to Know About 2017
Deep down, this killer clown is a romantic.
Sommer Ray — Babe of the Day
Confirmed: Our anaconda definitely wants some.
Sydney Maler — Babe of the Day
Maler? Hardly know 'er. Just kidding. There aren't many verb + 'er combos we're not down for with this one.