Emerald Catron
Emerald Catron has written for Asylum, Lemondrop, MyDaily and Daily Fill. She is one half of rap duo Dem Shortybooz and is a comedic performer around NYC. Follow her on Twitter @emeraldcatron
Emerald Catron
[
Gildan’s Super Bowl 2013 Commercial Shows How Far a Guy Will Go For a Shirt
New to the Super Bowl commercial game for 2013 is Gildan. You know, the company that makes t-shirts that other people print stuff on. Apparently our estimation of them is a little low, because this guy is willing to do a lot for his favorite shirt, which is obviously a Gildan.
[
Fiat Gets Racy in Funny Super Bowl 2013 Commercial
Fiat has released yet another slew of commercials for Super Bowl 2013, which henceforth shall be known as that time we watched a million Fiat commercials.
[
10 Funny ‘Workaholics’ Quotes
It's only halfway through it's third season, but we can safely say that 'Workaholics' is one of the more easily quotable shows on television right now. How could it not be -- Anders, Adam and Blake chuck out little nuggets of hilarity so often the actual challenge is picking which ones to keep with us. Fortunately, we've taken that heavy burden off your shoulders and taken it upon ourselves. Here are ten great quotes from 'Workaholics' for your personal enjoyment. Let's get weeeeird.
[
Kidney Found in KFC Meal — Why Are We Still Eating There Again?
How many times does this have to happen before we all stop going to KFC? Hopefully twice is the answer. Three weeks ago a teenager in the UK thought he had been served a giant chicken brain from the fast-food chain. It turned out to be a kidney. On the one hand, gross. On the other hand, at least we're pretty sure that what Redditor six6six4kids found in his order was also a kidney. MAKE IT STOP!
[
‘Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull’ Gets the ‘Honest Trailer’ Treatment
It might seem like this video is a bit overdue. As the narrator of the video says, though, "five years later and I still want a refund." The movie so bad 'South Park' likened watching it to being sexually abused, 'Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull' is getting the Honest Trailer treatm
[
The Best of the ‘Tommy Lee Jones Is Grumpy Cat’ Memes
Tommy Lee Jones was not amused by Will Ferrell's hijinks at last night's Golden Globes. And he was the only one. On the one hand, look at him -- he's ancient. Let him laugh or not laugh whenever he wants or doesn't want to. On the other hand, BWAHAHA he looks just like Grumpy Cat.
[
Young Basketball Player Lands Most Amazing Last-Second Shot Ever
You just don't see magic like this in the NBA. Mostly because a professional athlete would probably never lob the ball backwards over his head.
[
The Best Pranks From ‘Impractical Jokers’
YouTube
It's not even the slightest bit of a secret that we love a good practical joke. We even kind of like the bad ones. Basically, as long as nobody winds up in a hospital, we're on board. So it should come as no surprise that we are BIG fans of the TruTV show 'Impractical Jokers.'
Many a classic nov
[
Video of Mouse Being Released Into Wild Doesn’t End Well
We commend these guys for humanely trapping and releasing a mouse. Too bad their plan backfired so very, very quickly. Seconds after being set loose in a field, a hawk swoops up and grabs it. Their reaction is priceless
[
Virginia Resident Mistakes Labradoodle for Lion, Calls Police
This is Charles the lion dog. He does look pretty lion-y. It must be even more astounding in person, because one Norfolk, Virginia, resident saw him on the street and called the police, saying there was a lion on the loose and it was potentially looking for food.
[
Video of Drunk Plane Passenger Restrained With Duct Tape Surfaces
Hey, remember this picture of the drunk guy on a flight from Iceland to New York City who had to be restrained with duct tape and zip ties? Allegedly he started screaming on the flight and tried to choke a fellow passenger after drinking a bottle of duty-free alcohol. The crew had to get a little...inventive to resolve the situation. Their solution certainly restrained him, but didn't do much to shut him up, as we now know, thanks to this video of him trying to scream through the duct tape over his mouth.
[
Get Quippy With These ‘Bunheads’ GIFs
Here you were just thinking today is "Monday." Little did you know it's actually New Episode of 'Bunheads' Day! The winter premiere of the ABC Family show is tonight, so cancel ALL your plans. It's Monday, why did you have plans anyway? Clearly you should be at home watching 'Bunheads.' Here are some gifs to prove that we're right.