Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Superfit Man, 90, Does More Pull-Ups Than You Ever Will
Man, the senior citizens of the world are kicking our butts.
‘La La Land,’ Hillary Clinton, Atlanta Falcons — Which Stunning Loss Was the Most Devastating? [POLL]
Hillary Clinton. The Atlanta Falcons. "La La Land." All know too well just how crushing losing can be. But which defeat was the worst?
Fed-Up Man Quits Job in Rather Bizarre Toilet Paper Letter
This fella is ready to a-ply for different work.
Drunk Buffoon Tries to Buy Girl Scout Cookies With Vodka
People will go to great lengths to get Girl Scout cookies. They'll also go to great depths. Like, say, the bottom of a bottle.
‘Throw Shade,’ ‘Binge-Watch’ Among Merriam-Webster’s 1,000 New Words
The events of the last 12 months have left many of us without words. Thankfully, Merriam-Webster is here to help.
Oh, Yeah, Oreo-Flavored Beer Is a Real Thing
Milk and cookies? How about beer and cookies?
Man Leaves Casino, Robs Bank, Returns to Gamble, Is a Moron
Perhaps the only thing this guy is worse at than gambling is life.
Man Quits Job, Destroys Phone and Computer in Airport Meltdown for the Ages
This guy may be in management, but he really ought to be in anger management.
Totally Normal Woman Stabs Man 9 Times for Refusing to Commit to Her
There was a time when meeting people online came with a stigma. Maybe it still should.
Grumpy Man Inserts Himself Into Those Terrible Chevy ‘Real People’ Commercials
America may be a divided place right now, but we can all agree this guy is doing his part to bring us together.
Just a Thirsty Pig Pounding Beers Like a Total Slob
This swine *may* have a drinking problem.
This Is Why Jumping Subway Tracks Is a Terrible Idea
In the pantheon of bad ideas, this is right near the top.