Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Drew Weisholtz
Super Perv Nabbed Having Sex With a Van
You may love cars, but this guy really loves them.
Man Meets Wife in ‘For a Good Time’ Scribble on Bathroom Wall
This couple has the best meeting story.
These True ‘Seinfeld’ Reasons for Dumping Someone Will Make You Want to Stay Single Forever
Breaking up is hard to do. The famous song says so. But, sometimes, breaking up is ridiculous to do.
Mother Stays Waaay Too Calm When Lion Tries to Eat Her Daughter on Live TV
This just in: lions and kids go together about as well as Clinton and Trump.
Here’s Why Stealing a Rolls-Royce Hood Ornament Is Impossible
If you can't afford one of the most expensive cars in the world, maybe you'd like a little piece of one. Well, don't bother.
Sewage Truck Explosion Is When the Poop Hits the Fan (And Everything Else in Sight)
You can almost smell how horrific the odor is through the screen.
Dead Renaissance Man’s Wife, Girlfriend Write Competing Obituaries
Leroy Black is going to have some explaining to do when he gets to pearly gates.
Strangely Moving Organ Donation PSA Features a Memorably Likable Scumbag
Sometimes, even the worst people can do something great.
90-Year-Old Man Busted With Hooker Doesn’t Give a You-Know-What
This old man paid for sex and makes no apologies for it.
100-Year-Old Grandma Is a Maniacal Beer Pong Machine
At the century mark of life, this woman may have finally checked off the last item on her bucket list.
There’s a Scary Clown Menacingly Roaming Around a US City
Clowns, like the thought of another season of Keeping Up With the Kardashians, are one of those things that can scare the bejesus out of people.
Tiger With Attitude Casually Rips Bumper Off Car Like It’s NBD
Hey, guess what? Don't tick off a tiger. Yeah, it seems obvious, right? Well, that's a light bulb over the head thought for one driver.