With yet another Anthony Weiner sex scandal coming to surface, it's almost like the jokes write themselves. To make it even more cartoon-like, apparently he was using the alias of Carlos Danger. 

It makes sense, though. How could you have a more perverted sounding name than Tony Wiener?

In a shocking exclusive, we have uncovered Anthony Weiner's rejected names. Be warned, they're so bad that you'll understand why he landed on Carlos Danger. Take a look:

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