A day in the life of a cat [NSFW]

I don't mind cats....this chick loves cats but I am rather ambivalent towards them.  If you own one or have been around one recently perhaps you have thought...

"I wonder what that cat is thinking" and additionally "someone should write a song that is about a minute long that encapsulates the life of a cat".  Two birds + one stone = this video.  It is NSFW due to some strong language but funny as hell.