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19 Atrocious Photos That Prove Engagement Pics Are Always a Bad Idea

Awful Engagement Photos

My philosophy with wedding planning is simple — just let the woman have what she wants as long as it doesn’t involve future shame. Engagement photos are future shame.

Even if the engagement photo is normal, twenty years from now, it will look ridiculous. Won’t the horribly comical wedding photos be enough? Do we really need a photo to remind the world there is more awful photos to come?

People still take awful and awkward engagement photos and there is nothing I can do to stop them…so…I’ll just make fun of them and hope it prevents future photos.


After they get married, she won't even want to look at his cannon

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 1

Oh deer, what a dumb buck

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 2

He's accustomed to the fish smell

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 3

Just hope you don't get multiple lives

 
 
 
Jeff & Katie's Engagement Session

Their Garden of Eden involves trailer hitches

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 5

If that's Spider-Man, the bad guys win

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 6

They met at a Port-O-John at a Dave Matthews show. It's the same place they conceived their first kid.

 
 
 
engagement poop

We'll just assume they don't have sex

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 8

Not the last time he'll piss her off

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 9

That's it, we're getting the yard sprayed for bugs

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photos

Actually, this one is kind of funny

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 11

I would have just shot him and mounted his head

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 17

"We said, is this the drive-thru clinic?!?"

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 13

At least he doesn't have to worry about getting hit in the balls since he lost his when they started dating

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 14

Are they making a poop joke? Ca-lassy

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 15

That's his nickname for her vagina

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 16

Eh, throw her back

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 18

According to her lab tests, there should be an H in there too

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photos 19

Nailed it

 
 
 
Awful Engagement Photo 12

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