Andy Rooney is a miserly, old curmudgeon...who is old.  Hell, he was old when I was a kid 25 years ago.  He has been a staple on 60 Minutes (that show your grandparents loved) for Lord knows how many years and is apparently retiring this week.  What better way to send him out the door than to mash up some of his "get off my lawn" soliloquies to make him look silly?

Beats the hell out of a gold watch.